All I hear is sexy music, and someone talking.
getting new songs down, and it makes me happy :)
I want to play shows. I want to tour.
On February 29th, 1892 Chester C. Cluckington was feeling a little curious. He decided to go against all the other chickens’ rules and go beyond the unknowing route of doom. He grabbed his goggles, strapped on his shoes, and headed down the Unknowing Route of Doom.
Frightened by the old stories of many chicken who’ve gone and never returned back to Chicken Town, he began to shiver at the cold mist of air that filled the Route of Doom. He heard marching feet, and strange noises. Chester was unsure whether or not he should continue, but he knew if he gave up he’d be the laughing stock of all of Chicken Town. So He continued on.
There he saw, a road. Beyond that road was open land where he could frolic with anything he could desire. Slowly, he touches the warm gravel beneath one foot. He got both feet on the road and gained a huge smile. He begins to sprint off, but suddenly the force of an axe comes from the skies right through his neck. He only made it half way until he turned into nuggets for the youngins.
And that’s the story of Chester C. Cluckington, the first chicken to “cross the road” And that’s why we have a leap year. Thank you for reading, have a nice day.
psh fuck your pants. do they not know you can just buy new ones and replace them? TAKE THAT PANTS.
Haha, my pants actually apologized for the harsh words they said to me, then went back to being comfortable again.
Me - 1
Pants - 0
and you might not see this until later or whatever, but it feels like foreverrrr. Where have you been Duncan?! :P
OMG!!! YOU BETTER COME!
Aghhhh, I gotta have someone be there to see me cry like a baby :P
04/29 - Meerhout, Belgium @ Groezrock
04/30 - London, England @ Forum
05/04 - San Diego, CA @ House of Blues-San Diego
05/05 - Las Vegas, NV @ Hard Rock Café
05/06 - Tempe, AZ @ The Marquee
05/08 - Tulsa, OK @ Cain’s Ballroom
05/09 - Dallas, TX @ The Door
05/10 - Austin, TX @ Emo’s East
05/11 - Houston, TX @ Warehouse Live
05/12 - New Orleans, LA @ Tipitina’s
05/13 - Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
05/15 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL @ Revolution
05/16 - Lake Buena Vista, FL @ House of Blues
05/18 - Carrboro, NC @ Cat’s Cradle
05/19 - Charlotte, NC @ The Fillmore Charlotte
05/20 - Norfolk, VA @ The NorVa
05/22 - Lancaster, PA @ Chameleon
05/23 - Washington, DC @ The Howard Theatre
05/24 - New York, NY @ Best Buy Theatre Times Square
05/25 - Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory
05/26 - Boston, MA @ Royale Night Club
05/27 - Hartford, CT @ Webster Theatre
05/29 - Montreal, QC @ Metropolis
05/30 - Toronto, ONT @ Phoenix Concert Theatre
06/01 - Detroit, MI @ St. Andrews Hall
06/02 - Chicago, IL @ Metro
06/03 - Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
06/05 - Lincoln, NE @ Bourbon Theatre
06/06 - Denver, CO @ The Summit Music Hall
06/07 - Salt Lake City, UT @ In The Venue
06/09 - Seattle, WA @ The Showbox @ The Market
06/10 - Portland, OR @ Wonder Ballroom
06/12 - San Francisco, CA @ The Regency Ballroom
06/13 - Santa Cruz, CA @ The Catalyst
06/14 - Anaheim, CA @ House of Blues
06/15 - Anaheim, CA @ House of Blues
06/16 - Los Angeles, CA @ Club Nokia LA Live
- Animals As Leaders supporting on all dates -
Nothing’s more bittersweet than when you see the dates to your favorite band’s farewell tour ;~;
May 9th, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but this is gonna be amazing :’)
anon or not, your choice :)
and I’m just now “getting started”
take note kids: go to school everyday. make up work is laaaaaaame.
LOSE WEIGHT, YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!!
and I’m over here like